Saturday, July 11, 2009

My first two days: A Play

[interior of cab. Keith sits in the back trying to be inconspicuously and sexily Brazilian. Cab driver tries in vain to have a conversation]

Cabbie: Spanish Spanish Spanish America Spanish

Keith: [looking confused but trying to engage] Si, America. Atlanta. Obama

Cabbie: [thinking in Spanish "wtf?"] Spanish Spanish dias Spanish Spanish

Keith: Si, dos dias

Cabbie: Muy bien. Y Michael Jackson

Keith: Si, muy mal. muy muy mal.

Cabbie: 4000 pesos

Keith: [quickly pays the man and hops out of the cab] gracias [moonwalks into the Chilean night]

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