Wednesday, February 4, 2009

An open letter to Michael Phelps

Dear Michael Phelps,

Pull it together. I know you won about 115 gold medals at the 2008 Olympics, but seriously. Pull. It. Together. And do not let random state college students photograph you taking bong hits at a party. Have you not heard of camera phones? Or the internet? Do you remember what happened to Uri Vladlosky? Yeah exactly.


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