A day in Three Acts

So I thought I was going to be spending the day with the Little Penguins (also known as Fairy Penguins, though they possess no discernible powers). How wrong I was. Though I would have known better if I actually looked at the itinerary I paid for. The day was actually a full day tour to visit a farm with real live kangaroos, then to a koala sanctuary, and then finally to the penguins. I will present the proceedings of the day in three separate postings with varying degrees of similes, metaphors, and poetry.