Things that are awesome

This sign for a whole fried chicken

Oh what a feeling, we're dancing on the ceiling

So I unfortunately cannot recommend going to Vina Del Mar which is another beach town right next to Valpo. It completely lacks charm, and is sorta dirty, and rampant with gypsies. While Thomasin and I were pretty sure that gypsy is not the appropriate term at all, we did not bother to look it up and correct ourselves. But be aware that they are super aggressive when asking for the money that you clearly will not give them.

However, the highlight of Vina Del Mar is the museum of Archeology and History. I think the two headed sheep and real shrunken heads say it all. And we sort of learned about the history of Easter Island, but seriously there was a two headed sheep.

Note that the stuffed bears are just the heads and their bodies are painted in on the wall.

Cause this is THRIIILLLEEERRR!!!

They are as obsessed in Chile with Michael Jackson as they are in America. Therefore we've basically watched every video by Michael since we've been here. Therefore today was dedicated to visiting cemeteries and re-creating some of our favorite MJ moments. I don't think you'll recognize anything resembling Michael.

A wag of the finger goes to (drum roll please......)

Weather.com for being so unbelievably wrong about the temperature today. Though it should come as no surprise, 65 is not the same as 45.

Things not to eat in Chile

1. Sushi
2. Sushi
3. Sushi

It was so mutha f-in disgusting. But the restaurant looked cool. Because we were so disgusted by our "sushi" we went to have pizza at one of the best pizza restaurants I've ever been to. They had an old style jukebox with terrible speakers, but great music. It's called Algretto if you're ever in the hood.

FYI British girls sitting next to us: when you tell inappropriate stories loudly, non-deaf people can hear you.

So this one time

So this one time a pregnant woman got on a parrot, and started chasing these aliens who were wearing Friday the 13th masks and diapers. But all the aliens wanted to do was catch fish on their giant albatross and live in....wait, what the hell?!?!?!

Sometimes justice is blind....or a wise latina

Thomasin was obsessed with visiting Sotomayor Plaza near the wharf of Valpo. It's unclear if there's any relation to Sonia Sotomayer and this plaza, but we took pictures anyway. Then we relaxed inappropriately on some cannons. Maybe you can spot the little fat kid who refused to get out of our pictures.